Who am I? To keep things simple, I am a Jamaican who is too smart for my own good and its going to get me into trouble one day. Along with my spontaneous flashes of idiocy, i have been blessed with profound cynicism and jaunty sarcasm.

How I think of myself:

  • Sweet
  • Innocent
  • Honest
  • Sarcastic
  • Open-Minded

How my friends think of me:

  • Stubborn (in a good way)
  • Opinionated
  • Moody
  • Drinker
  • Fun
  • House Trained

How I really am:

  • Loyal
  • Intelligent
  • Confidant
  • Friendly
  • Cheerful
  • Non-Judgmental

My social views are conservative, my politics are moderate, and my approach to English spelling and grammar is quite liberal.

I’ve lived most of my life in Jamaica but currently live in the Cayman Islands, I get along well with everyone and I am a strong pacifist.

Despite appearances, I’m not some kind of miscreant. I may write about controversial issues like sexual relations and my anti theistic beliefs. I may even indulge in less than conservative activities and black market products.

Other than this, I’m a fully-fledged member of Generation Y and cynic living in a world that swings between unbelievable naivety and utter paranoia. If it is a fashion then I don’t want to follow it, and if it is a trend then you can be sure that it won’t represent me.